My BDTF Week Four!

Dirty D vs. The North

You would think a team featuring Matt Ryan, Aaron Rodgers and Arian Foster would be a dangerous one, yet Dennis finds himself nary a win. Like Math 30, I just don't get it. What I do get, is that Dennis finally has a good match-up - Larry's crew seems like a contradiction in terms - if Peyton Manning plays well, what of McFadden? Bradshaw starts, but how much - and more importantly, how long? I don't think he easily escapes the streets of Philadelphia mmmmlala mmm mmmmmlala nnnmmmla mmnmmnnnmmlalala . This is the last week I pick Dennis - hopefully he avoids being snakebitten.

The Downs Burns vs. Banana Grabbers

The trouble with Matt Schaub, other than that opposing teams enjoy removing his ears, is that despite being a decent quarterback, he's a tough one to rely on production because his team's running game is so good. The trouble with this match-up is which of Brian's teams show up, the one that went all angry all the time, Hulk on mine, or the bespectacled loser that's getting his lunch money taken in previous weeks. Well my astral chart says you get one more good week - Brian blows Ryan away.

The Lonesome Kicker vs. The Chefs

The unfortunate part of this week's matchup is that no matter what it removes Ian from his zen-like stat of one-one-and-one. Here's hoping he finds a way to get to two-two-and-two. Sad as it might be, I think there's a chance Weeden might have more points that Brees. It's going to take a super-human effort from New Orleans not to be winless after this week. Similarly, it's going to take a super-human effort for super-douche Jay Cutler not to smirk stupidly while getting dumped by Dallas' defense. I'll throw Ian a win on the strength of New Orleans really trying this week.

Urban Achiever vs. Reckoner

Like late-era Radiohead, I'm not sure if Lindsay's team is actually good, or just riding on the wave of previous successes (good thing I wrote this today and not yesterday - ha ha ha!). Having two eagles alumni as quarterbacks speaks volumes - why not pick up Jeff Garcia and start him too? The only guy on Lindsay's team that could get real production is Lynch and even he's playing a not bad defense. Derek's team hasn't lit the world on fire like expected, but he won't have to here - Lindsay gets all torn up.

Bare Cupboards vs. Gone in 30 Minutes

Seeing how I already spotted Ryan sixty points, this one's nearly in the bag. The biggest surprise, to me especially, was that my team was actually scoring at all in the previous weeks - well, the honeymoon seems about over and the likes of Amendola and Ridley are showing their true frustrating fantasy colours. My hopes rest on Palmer continuing to not be abysmal and Jennings coming alive, but we'll see if that matters when Red Green Blue the third tears up a tissue-soft Tampa Bay. It's close, but I die slowly and painfully this week.