The Downs Burns vs. Bare Cupboards
Welker welcomes catches but Tom Brady teases by stealing some of the points - no matter; Wayne wins potentially breaking my fantasy back.
Dirty D vs. Urban Achiever
Dennis is done like diner because Mr. Rodgers isn't visiting his neighborhood this week to give him his regular fantasy fondle, so Paul pounds him with a better than bush new-bush Sproules.
Reckoner vs. PDC
Cassel can't throw footballs and Schaub is not a schlep of late, but it doesn't matter; Reckoner wrecks Ryan with warriors for wideouts; Ryan wimpers with his weak crew and I listen to the Wu-Tang (for life).
Banana Grabbers vs. The Lonesome Kicker
Like my favorite snuff-porn, this week we get brother on brother action - and on the question of who wins - I give my inaugural snoodle award to the older Miller for his slightly mightier talent level; but it will be uncomfortably close like watching movies with me in the basement.
The North vs. The Chefs
It pains me, but Painter and Whitehurst hurt my eyes to watch - here's a living how-to on who not to draft and let there also be a lesson here too - no draft picks means many miserable weeks; unless some act of god intervenes, The Chef cooks up another win.
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